Pet HR, for real
Your pet has been employed by the household for years. It is time their impressive record of naps, snack demands, and strategic obstruction received proper documentation.
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Chief Vibes Officer
Known for unplanned meeting naps and an uncompromising snack strategy.
Good pets deserve great reviews.
Serious design for very unserious household employees.
The personnel file
Start with a free, shareable performance review. Then, if the verdict deserves a permanent record, unlock the complete confidential personnel file.
Sample appointee
Senior Director, Household Supervision
Core competencies
Executive napping
Keyboard obstruction
Meal escalation
Development areas
Revenue generation
Closed-door etiquette
Meeting attendance
Every file is informed by your pet's own questionable workplace conduct.
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